"We are criminals for stealing your heart."

nieatriestine:

He doesn’t have a wife, but he has wives. Most of them are underage though.

Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen 2013.05.11

alare-chan:

zookeeper aiba-kun vs. panda in China | Shimura Zoo (2008)

N: Sorry, but our J really loves mascot characters.

Himitsu no Arashi-chan’s memorable items through the years

10 Epic Moments of Shukudai-Kun  4 - That Moment When 
Arashi Admits They Share Porn